before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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