fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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