So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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