I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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