At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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