what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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