I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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