So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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