and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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