She is in my trunk
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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