a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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