He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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