My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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