Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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