operation have a gay friend backfired
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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