do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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