dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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