There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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