just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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