well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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