Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Everything about him screamed your future.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
40s are totally the cure
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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