Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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