Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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