she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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