I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We left the knife in your bed.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just forgot I was standing up.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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