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it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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