If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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