Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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