it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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