ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'd cum for enchiladas.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
