I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I smell like Dick and happiness
Randomize
