I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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