im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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