So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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