It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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