Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Four minutes until I can fart!
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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