come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
