thus making me awesome and them whores
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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