We won't sleep together?
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Randomize
