Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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