I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Randomize
