Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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