I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Randomize
