so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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