absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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