508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
There's even glitter on my cock...
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