Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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