Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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