with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
jump out the window naked night went bad
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