There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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