Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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