The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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