she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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