This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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