I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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