you mean i was at the winter classic?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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